I was going to make the joke. About another individual interacting orally with dust particles. But it would be inappropriate.
RIP: Poncho Hawco. You're with your brother now in a better place.
Anti-Metric Sunflower (SCP-XXXX)Item #: SCP-XXXXAnti-Metric Sunflower (SCP-XXXX) by Darththork99
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to Incident XXXX-1 no references to SCP-XXXX or it's documents are to be made using Metric Units of Measurement, no matter how far the reference is made from SCP-XXXX's containment site. All measurements related to SCP-XXXX and it's documents are to be conducted with the US Customary System.
SCP-XXXX is to be isolated at it's point of discovery 137 miles from ???????, South Africa. A triple layer 3x3x3ft reinforced steel case is to be secured over SCP-XXXX to limit the spread of SCP-XXXX-2 and maintenance is to be conducted on a bi-weekly basis. Personnel are to maintain a distance of at least 43.7 miles from SCP-XXXX at all times. Any civilians attempting to enter a 50 mile radius of SCP-XXXX must be turned away under the impression that they are entering a bomb testing site. Any civilians found within the 50 mile radius are to be interrogated, administered Class-B amnestics and released.
Under no circumstances